Goodreads?

I have a Goodreads account (as Castiron), though I don't use it much -- I logged in today for the first time in two years, and I still find the interface a little annoying. Anyway, if you have an account and are okay with me friending you, let me know what your userid is there.

overheard in the Castiron household

[on mishearing a Pete Seeger song]

Spouse: "Where have all the young men gone, all turned into unicorns"? Huh??

Castiron: If you turn a non-virgin into a unicorn, do they explode?