it made sense at 4:30 a.m., anyway

Discussion spouse and I had at unreasonably early hour this morning: Which would be a superior Top Gear/Teletubbies crossover -- Clarkson, Hammond, May, and the Stig in Teletubby costumes going through a typical Teletubbies day in Top Gear fashion, or the Teletubbies racing fast cars around the Teletubby bunker and accidentally blowing up the windmill?