beta request

Okay, that dream I had a couple weeks back about Sherlock Holmes being a parrot that was seeing a therapist? I'm writing the fic. BBC-verse; 4500 words so far; I'm guessing 10-15K by time it's done.

Anyone up for betaing/Britpicking/birdpicking, either after it's done or piecemeal as I finish chapters?

( opening lines, for a sense of the style )