today's pointless observation

We hit 40C today.

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to this month's electric bill.

and misheard in the heat....

Overheard in the Castiron household:

Spouse: Which of the Indian MREs¹ do you want to heat up for supper?

Castiron: How about the palak paneer?

Spouse: The Polish paneer???

Castiron: Yeah, the Polish Indian food is something else.

Spouse: That's quite a fusion cuisine.

¹(Indian MREs = these. Called that because another brand we'd tried had the Indian Ministry of Defense seal on the back.)