Bad Dalek jokes

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What does a Dalek at a spa say?


EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!



What does a Dalek chewing tobacco say?

EXPECTORATE!

What does a drunken Dalek say?

INEBRIATE!

What does a Dalek making things worse say?

EXACERBATE!

What does a Dalek making things better say?

AMELIORATE!

What does a Dalek jailer say?

INCARCERATE!

What does an abolitionist Dalek say?

EMANCIPATE!

What does an American Dalek say on the January 20 after a Presidential election?

INAUGURATE!

What does a Dalek say when given an upper and lower bound for a solution?

INTERPOLATE!

What does a nauseated Dalek say?

REGURGITATE!

What does a Dalek given initial conditions and a trend say?

EXTRAPOLATE!

What does a Dalek speech therapist say?

ENUNCIATE!



Yes, the spouse and I do swap these on a regular basis.